Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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