I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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