we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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