I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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