So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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