Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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