As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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