I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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