lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
two words...techno handjob
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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