If i come over, it means nothing
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
should my penis look like a turkey
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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