Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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