but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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