You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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