I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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