Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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