He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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