so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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