P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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