the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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