I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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