The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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