Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Please don't give away my fajitas
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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