Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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