omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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