well I can't set my house on fire every night
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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