so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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