I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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