question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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