she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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