Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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