Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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