so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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