she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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