You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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