I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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