Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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