Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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