my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I don't think brook has ever known best
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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