You're so nebulous sometimes
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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