So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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