I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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