1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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