Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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