A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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