Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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