that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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