And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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