Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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