So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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