who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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