Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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