just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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