Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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