so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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