Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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