What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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