If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
did i walk over a car last night?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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