if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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